Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

September 22, 2008

Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex - Part 2

In Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex - Part 1, I had shared 5 tips on Mistakes that women make when having sex, so I'll continue for the part 2 :

6) Letting Your Long Hair Fall On His Face
- Men need air, they breathe. So please be intelligent a little bit. Men will feel itchy and the feel will be gone.

7) Jumping On His Hips Too Hard
- A man is not a horse so please take it easy unless you got a big booty that can take care of the landing.

8) Screaming Too Loud When You Cum
- Please not to shout or scream too loud. It's not a war or something else, do you want to get caught by parents or just love to see jumping trough the window butt naked.

9) Keep Yourself Clean
- Everyone knows that fish has a smell. But we don't have to be 20 smelling it when you take the drawls off. Please warn if you haven't freshened up. Men aren't the only ones who sweat. And we sure don't want you smelling like you work at a fish market either. No man wants to eat off a dirty plate.


My Thoughts

I would say some of the tips can be applied on men as well. Ladies, please don't be too sensitive on this issues, these are some life tips for having a romantic sex with husband or boyfriend. Sex is for both parties, please care of each other when having sex to build up a romantic life!

September 19, 2008

Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex - Part 1

Sex between a couple is very normal and romantic exercise, women are sensitive but men too. There are some life tips about sex for couple, especially for women :

1) Being Passive
- Don't let him undress you and himself. Just help him a little bit, like making the first step. It won't hurt. One more thing, just cause we are men it doesn't mean that we must do all the work.

2) Wearing Jeans Or Tight Pants
- It takes time to take off these kinds of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing: the more time you got, the more rounds you got. And the more rounds you got, the more you are satisfied. Be smart.

3) Going Down Halfway
- Once you start going down, don't stop at the belly button or around it. Keep going or just don't go below the neck at all.

4) Moaning Like A Runner Who Needs Air
- Better moan with style girl cause men love to make fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars (Halle Berry, Whitney Houston). Try not to make too much noise when you exhale.

5) Scratching His Back
- We don't need no autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all! Depending on the length of the nails, and how deep u dig the nail in our backs, they leave permanent marks. So keep your nails in your pockets, please. If you feel the need to scratch a brother's back, either grip the hell out of the sheets, or the headboard


My Thoughts

Sex is for both women and men, not individual party, both parties have to respect and appreciate each other. I'm not helping any side, but I'm just sharing about my thoughts, perhaps there'll be an article about mistakes for men in future. Take Care To Your Love One!


*Photo Credited : Crestock.com

September 9, 2008

16 Tips About Sex

You've got her as far as your bedroom. What could possibly go wrong now? Many things, read these 16 life tips about sex and find out why she never phoned or returned your calls.

1) Not shaving
- Like love, stubble hurts. When you drag your chin across her face or thighs, she might not be moaning from pleasure, but from pain.

2) Blowing in her ear
- There's a big difference between erotic whispering in someone's ear and huffing and puffing as if you want to blow the house down.

3) Twiddling her nipples
- Nipples are sensitive and should be treated gently. They should not be treated like radio dials. AND BITING HER NIPPLES IS JUST NOT ON EITHER!!!!! A BIG NO NO!

4) Ignoring the rest of her body
- A woman is made up of more than two breasts and a vagina. Pay attention to the rest of her. · Not disposing of used condoms. This is the responsibility of the person who wore it.

5) Not kissing first
- Foreplay starts with passionate kissing. Don't skip this part - she will feel neglected by your apparent haste. But under all circumstances make sure that your mouth is kissing-friendly.

6) Attacking the clitoris
- Be gentle and don't use direct pressure. This could be both uncomfortable and painful. AND... IF U DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE GOOD USE OF YOUR FINGERS, DON'T USE IT AT ALL!!!

7) Stopping for a break
- Women cannot pick up where they left off. In this respect they are different from men. If you stop, she will go back to square one very quickly.

8) Taking your pants off first
- There are few things less attractive than a man in only socks, a shirt and underpants.

9) Going too fast
- Remember this is not an Olympic event. There is no need for you to pump away like a hydraulic power tool. Build up slowly - and you both might have more fun.

10) Asking if she has come
- You should be able to tell, shouldn't you? If you can't, assume that she hasn't.

11) Nudging her head down
- All women hate this. There is an element of desperation involved here when men do this. For women, it's a very short step from being dragged to a cave by the hair. If both of you enjoy oral sex, this will happen by itself. Don't involve an element of force.

12) Taking pictures
- Her first thought will be "Who do you want to show them to?"

13) Giving love bites
- Gentle suction on the sides of the neck can be highly erotic, but love bites can be painful and lead to infections. Who wants to wear scarves and polo necks in the middle of the summer?

14) Squashing her
- Just remember that most men weigh more than women do. If you lie too heavily on her, she might stop breathing.

15) Talking dirty
- This might make you sound like a desperate sex caller on a payline. Listen to her first - if she doesn't talk dirty, don't.
16) Don't thank a woman for having sex with you
- It makes you sound desperate and like a charity case. She won't be back for more.


My Thoughts

Sex is for both parties. Don't love ladies because of Sex! This is the big mistake that why a couple break. Ladies are used to LOVE but not for SEX! Important message for gentlemen, never force your girlfriend to have sex or else you'll get punished by God!